Nick is one of the original players from 2002.  He is the only player to have been on every trip and played in every round. Playing off a 26-28 handicap he can be fairly competitive, as demonstrated by 2nd place finishes in 2003 & 2007.  2008 saw him drop back to fourth and it also showed off a set of unusual nipples that Nick claims were welts from the many paintballs that peppered his ass!!!  Nick’s main problem (besides being ugly) is always his consistency.  A topped shot, chunked chip or missed putt here and there during the round seem to keep him from shooting sub-par scores.  Still when you consider Nick only plays golf during the 2 months prior to the Tour and his swing is absolute crap, you have to expect him to be a bit inconsistent.  Finishing in the top half of the leader-board constitutes a successful tour... that and not damaging any more rental cars! In 2009, Nick struggled to find the fairways with his fuck-it-I'll-hit-5-iron-off-the-tee slice and dropped to a finish of 5th place.

Tour attendance: 2002, 2003 (2nd), 2004 (8th), 2005 (4th), 2006 (4th), 2007 (2nd tie), 2008 (4th), 2009 (5th) 

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